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 The '1492' Conspiracy -  A Fiction by Assem Akram

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ISBN: 978-0-9710781-1-6

 

 

Chapters

The Invitation      

The Two Hassans

Balthazar Residence          

Fourteenninetytwo@hotmail.com  

May the Spirit of Ferdinand and Isabel Guide You           

Point of No Return           

Anthrax and Red Wine      

The Nuncio         

The Fourth Rome           

Cabin Pressure   

Sea Turtle Enchilada         

The Red Door     

These Baklavas Will Kill You         

The Senator’s Wife           

Passed Damocles              

Madame Secretary            

Georgetown Twist           

Dr. Zhivago         

Conversions        

Lifting the Veil   

Paloma Picasso Vs the Japanese Emperor              

Assem Akram


The ‘1492’ Conspiracy

A Machiavellian Plot to Seize the Holy Land and Keep the White House

Fiction

 

            Chapter 11 - Page 1:

     

       Sea Turtle Enchilada 

 

“God, don’t I look fat? Look at all this saggy flesh covering me from side to side: it is repulsive. Gone are the days when I was in the college football team. I had quite a success with some of the chicks. Look at me now: no hair, over-sized eye-glasses, obese stomach, bunioned feet, a pace-maker in my chest and, on top of it all, I can’t even take any of those lozenge-shaped little blue pills from time to time to… let’s say… to relieve the tension…

 

Not very sexy! …Whereas Lynne’s still got it. She is not overweight and I can see some of these guys lurking at her… God, what I wouldn’t give to lose a couple of dozen pounds and rejuvenate a little.”

“Honey, are you ready? It’s getting late.”

“I look overly fat in this suit!”

“Then wear the other one that I’ve pulled out from the closet for you.”

“The dark one…?”

“Yes, come on, honey; we are expected.”

“We’ll be there on time. You know how much I hate these so called intimate dinners with them.”

“I know, honey; but we don’t have much of a choice: we’ve committed… and he’s your boss.”