Assem Akram - The '1492' Conspiracy

“Gentlemen, I can see that you’ve all made it and I appreciate that,” the President said. “Let us start with a prayer, shall we: Dear Lord, we thank you for your kindness for you have blessed us as a Nation, as a country, as a group. We are here gathered today to thank you for you have chosen us to accomplish the extraordinary task of spreading the word of Jesus and make your peace shine again over the Holy Land. Lord, you have chosen us to make of this city – Washington - the Fourth Rome to pursue your son’s evangelical mission. Help us to be truthful to your word and to prevail for your greatest glory.”

“So help us God!” the participants, sitting at the conference table, said in unison.

“May the true spirit of Isabel and Ferdinand be with you, Mr. President,” said Dick.

“Thank you. Now, let us start our briefing,” the President said.

“Certainly, Mr. President. I shall remind everyone that our discussion here shall remain entirely off the record: no pen, no paper. If you need to remember something, use your memory cells and don’t count on anyone to corroborate your statements outside of this room.”